Have you ever noticed that when you get an email from someone’s work email it often has a notice of confidentiality at the end? I dont think anyone ever reads them. I didnt know that emails could contain such vital information that it should remain top secret. Now that I understand the importance of email confidentiality, I have added a notice to my google account that will be attached to all of my outgoing emails. Since I know that people rarely read the notices, I decided to make mine more entertaining for the people that do happen to read it. Here it is:

**NOTICE OF CONFIDENTIALITY** This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are intended only for the person or entity to which it was addressed and may contain confidential, potentially embarrassing, or morally corrupt material and/or material protected by the laws of this country or a number of third world countries. Any retransmission, replication, or use of this information without written consent may be a violation of that law and may result in a severe beating about the head and/or face region, forceful removal of body parts, or a stern verbal reprimand. If you received this in error, please contact the sender and immediately destroy the computer with which the information was received using the most severe means allowed by law without looking like a maniac or a complete fool.

ND