I received an email with a list of interesting questions in it. The following questions really have me thinking:

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would they cancel each other out, leaving you hungry?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? (take another minute if you need to)

What should a person do if they see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

While in a bookstore, is it wrong to ask someone where the “self help” section is?

Is there another word for synonym?

And finally…what if there were no hypothetical questions?